Cop: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No
*Lie Detector Buzz*
Moe: Alright maybe I did, but I didnt shoot him.
*Lie Detector Ding*
Cop: Alright your free to go.
Moe: Good, because I got a hot date tonight.
*Lie Detector Buzz*
Moe: A date.
*Lie Detector Buzz*
Moe: Dinner with friends.
*Lie Detector Buzz*
Moe: Dinner alone.
*Lie Detector Buzz*
Moe: Watching TV alone
*Lie Detector Buzz*
Moe: Alright! Im going to sit at home and oggel the ladies in the victory secret catalogue
*Lie Detector Buzz*
Moe: Sears catalogue
*Lie Detector Ding*
1. Nathan Fake – Hard Islands LP (Border Community)
2. Alex Under – GTO (Trapez)
3. Minilogue - Animals (Luciano Remix) (Cocoon)
4. Butane - Mutation (Sis Remix) (Crosstown Rebels)
5. Staffan Linzatti – The World Ends With You (Stockholm Limited)
6. 2020 Soundsystem - Sliding Away (Johnny D Vocal Mix) (2020 Vision)
7. Lee Van Dowski – The Variable Man (Leena)
8. Anja Schneider - Get Away (Christian Burkhardt Remix) (Mobilee)
9. Catz 'n Dogz - My Zoo Is Your Zoo (Guido Schnider Remix) (Mothership)
10. Moderat - Nasty Silence (Bpitch Control)
Kim Kardashian. A mi lo que me hace falta es algo de esta naturaleza, un culo de tal calibre que me tape el mundo entero y que solo me deje ver a travéz de el. ¿Quién dijo Jennifer Lopez en esteroides? ¡JA! Se necesita más que eso para tener Señor Ojete; este esta radiactivo y primer lugar en mi chart.
La Fotografía es de la sesión que tuvo para la edición de febrero en la Playboy rusa. Esta es la colección de 11 fotos que hizó para la revista Complex de este mes.
http://rapidshare.com/files/213856571/Kim_Kardashian_Complex.zip
Kim Kardashian. I need something from this kind of nature, an ass from such caliber that would cover the whole world for me and would only let me see through it. Who said Jennifer Lopez on steroids? ¡HA! It takes more than anabolic androgenics for having this Senior Booty; it's radioactive and she's at first place on my chart.
The picture is from the sesion she did for the february edition of russian Playboy. Here's the collection of 11 pics she made for Complex Magazine this month.
El primer release en el año del siempre sexplendido Seth Troxler a.k.a. Sex Trothler, otro de los destacados bambinos de la música erectronica actual. Aphrika es un tema de estructura relajada que se desarrolla por medio de un bassline bastante sencillo que suena algo así como: bum bum-bum-bum! mientras se desvanece progresivamente entre synthes que parecen constantemente jadearte en las orejas, acompañado por la voz de una bastante andrógina mujer como es costumbre del cachondo productor. ¡Que si mola!
* No estaba seguro si acompañar el post con una foto de un@ transexual desnud@ y entaconad@, una mujer de la tribu hamar con las tetas colgando o una foto del bohemio Seth, pero el cover del vinyl esta monisimo.
First release of the year from the always sex-plendid Seth Troxler a.k.a. Sex Trothler, another of the acomplished bambinos of the current techno scene. Aphrika is a theme of relaxed structure that develops through a very simple bassline that sounds somewhat like this: bum bum-bum-bum! While it progressively vanishes between synthlines that seem to gasp constantly in your ears, accompanied by the voice of a very androgynous woman like the so-horny producer usually does.
* I wasn't sure of which image use for the post, the picture of a naked shemale on heels, a woman from the hamar tribe with her tits hanging out, or a picture of a bohemian Seth ; but the cover from the vinyl is just bananas.
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
The flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
The joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palms of my hands,
The need for my care,
Because I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman.
That's my mother, and all your mothers,
and my grandma's and your grandma's
and my green grandma's,
and your greens and my green greens,
and ? all your women, and me.
-Maya Angelou-
