lies lie

There's no need in lying for not telling the truth

Moe takes the lie detector test

Cop: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?

Moe: No

*Lie Detector Buzz*

Moe: Alright maybe I did, but I didnt shoot him.

*Lie Detector Ding*

Cop: Alright your free to go.

Moe: Good, because I got a hot date tonight.

*Lie Detector Buzz*

Moe: A date.

*Lie Detector Buzz*

Moe: Dinner with friends.

*Lie Detector Buzz*

Moe: Dinner alone.

*Lie Detector Buzz*

Moe: Watching TV alone

*Lie Detector Buzz*

Moe: Alright! Im going to sit at home and oggel the ladies in the victory secret catalogue

*Lie Detector Buzz*

Moe: Sears catalogue

*Lie Detector Ding*