Truth lies

One thing I have for sure is that I’m as good at lying as for spitting, nice and far.

(CVID) The Simpsons - Homers Lie Detector Test.Avi @ Yahoo! Video

Agente Scully: Señor Simpson vamos a hacerle algunas preguntas sencillas, esto es un detector de mentiras, usted solo tiene que contestar si o no, entendido?
Homero Simpson: ¡Si!
(Explota el detector de mentiras)

Agent Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer Simpson: Yes!
(Lie detector blows up)