Cop: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No
*Lie Detector Buzz*
Moe: Alright maybe I did, but I didnt shoot him.
*Lie Detector Ding*
Cop: Alright your free to go.
Moe: Good, because I got a hot date tonight.
*Lie Detector Buzz*
Moe: A date.
*Lie Detector Buzz*
Moe: Dinner with friends.
*Lie Detector Buzz*
Moe: Dinner alone.
*Lie Detector Buzz*
Moe: Watching TV alone
*Lie Detector Buzz*
Moe: Alright! Im going to sit at home and oggel the ladies in the victory secret catalogue
*Lie Detector Buzz*
Moe: Sears catalogue
*Lie Detector Ding*
1. Nathan Fake – Hard Islands LP (Border Community)
2. Alex Under – GTO (Trapez)
3. Minilogue - Animals (Luciano Remix) (Cocoon)
4. Butane - Mutation (Sis Remix) (Crosstown Rebels)
5. Staffan Linzatti – The World Ends With You (Stockholm Limited)
6. 2020 Soundsystem - Sliding Away (Johnny D Vocal Mix) (2020 Vision)
7. Lee Van Dowski – The Variable Man (Leena)
8. Anja Schneider - Get Away (Christian Burkhardt Remix) (Mobilee)
9. Catz 'n Dogz - My Zoo Is Your Zoo (Guido Schnider Remix) (Mothership)
10. Moderat - Nasty Silence (Bpitch Control)
Kim Kardashian. A mi lo que me hace falta es algo de esta naturaleza, un culo de tal calibre que me tape el mundo entero y que solo me deje ver a travéz de el. ¿Quién dijo Jennifer Lopez en esteroides? ¡JA! Se necesita más que eso para tener Señor Ojete; este esta radiactivo y primer lugar en mi chart.
La Fotografía es de la sesión que tuvo para la edición de febrero en la Playboy rusa. Esta es la colección de 11 fotos que hizó para la revista Complex de este mes.
http://rapidshare.com/files/213856571/Kim_Kardashian_Complex.zip
Kim Kardashian. I need something from this kind of nature, an ass from such caliber that would cover the whole world for me and would only let me see through it. Who said Jennifer Lopez on steroids? ¡HA! It takes more than anabolic androgenics for having this Senior Booty; it's radioactive and she's at first place on my chart.
The picture is from the sesion she did for the february edition of russian Playboy. Here's the collection of 11 pics she made for Complex Magazine this month.
El primer release en el año del siempre sexplendido Seth Troxler a.k.a. Sex Trothler, otro de los destacados bambinos de la música erectronica actual. Aphrika es un tema de estructura relajada que se desarrolla por medio de un bassline bastante sencillo que suena algo así como: bum bum-bum-bum! mientras se desvanece progresivamente entre synthes que parecen constantemente jadearte en las orejas, acompañado por la voz de una bastante andrógina mujer como es costumbre del cachondo productor. ¡Que si mola!
* No estaba seguro si acompañar el post con una foto de un@ transexual desnud@ y entaconad@, una mujer de la tribu hamar con las tetas colgando o una foto del bohemio Seth, pero el cover del vinyl esta monisimo.
First release of the year from the always sex-plendid Seth Troxler a.k.a. Sex Trothler, another of the acomplished bambinos of the current techno scene. Aphrika is a theme of relaxed structure that develops through a very simple bassline that sounds somewhat like this: bum bum-bum-bum! While it progressively vanishes between synthlines that seem to gasp constantly in your ears, accompanied by the voice of a very androgynous woman like the so-horny producer usually does.
* I wasn't sure of which image use for the post, the picture of a naked shemale on heels, a woman from the hamar tribe with her tits hanging out, or a picture of a bohemian Seth ; but the cover from the vinyl is just bananas.
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
The flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
The joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palms of my hands,
The need for my care,
Because I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman.
That's my mother, and all your mothers,
and my grandma's and your grandma's
and my green grandma's,
and your greens and my green greens,
and ? all your women, and me.
-Maya Angelou-
Este es el top 10 que James Holden publicó conmemorando la primavera y el milagro de la fotosíntesis, la polinización y todos esos lindos fenómenos de la temporada:
This is Holden's top 10 chart celebrating spring, the miracle of photosynthesis, the pollination and all of those funny season phenomena:
1. Nathan Fake - The Turtle (Border Community)
2. Margot - Goblin Think (Margot Records)
3. Tomas Andersson - ? (?)
4. Meteoric Black Star - World Eater (DFA)
5. Petar Dundov - Oasis - Gavin Russom mix (Music Man)
6. Animal Collective - My Girls (Domino)
7. Xeno and Oaklander - Blue Flower (Wierd)
8. Ex-Pylon - Hammerfest (?)
9. Computer - In The Air (Juho Kahilainen Remix) (DiskoMafia)
10. Margot - Land Of (Margot Records)
Muchos de estos tracks (aparte de lo mas nuevo y bonito de Ricardo Tobar) se pueden escuchar en cualquiera de los últimos dos sets que fueron subidos. En el siguiente post.
Some of these tracks can be found, some of them can hardly be found, others wont be found at all. But you can hear plenty of them (including ricardo tobar's newest and cutest) on any of the last two sets that were uploaded. On next post.
No estaba enterado que hace poco se había filtrado una colección de 13 tracks inéditos de este mismo Fake, un amable tío de buenos aires me las paso por soulseek. Unas de las pistas son demasiado viejas, otras demasiado cortas. Las más vergas creo serían: xmas rush, annie, nightlite, herm2 y 707 jam.
I wasn’t aware that some time ago a collection of 13 unreleased tracks from the same Fake got filtered over, a nice guy from Buenos Aires sent me those through soulseek. Some of these tracks are too old, some other are too short. I guess the killer ones are: xmas rush, annie, nightlite, herm2 and 707jam.
It’s a very acid Christmas baby!
xmas rush
http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=9a2ac757025864c9ed24a2875c7fa58ee04e75f6e8ebb871
herm2
http://hotfile.com/dl/30998/80747c1/6.herm2.mp3.html
Nathan Fake el niño de los laureles en la frente y las nubes en la cabeza, regresa para darle sepulcro al ahora occiso Dr. Albert Hoffmann. Diciendo adiós con una sinfonía o mas bien un requiem de lisergica magnitud que estoy seguro que don Hoffmann estará orgulloso de su obra y se retorcera de puro placer por debajo de la tierra o en alguna galaxia lejana en donde se encuentre descansando. El titulo del LP es "Hard Islands" y sale a la venta algún dia de Mayo por medio de la firma Border Community del Dandy de Dandys James Holden .
Bandas de un solo hombre? Que chingados, escuchad estos guitarrazos acidos.
http://hotfile.com/dl/13835/6b968c6/Nathan_F_-_Castle_risin.mp3.html
Nathan Fake, the boy with the flowers on the forehead and the clouds in the head, its back to give the now gone Dr. Albert Hoffmann a proper sepulchre. Saying goodbye with a symphony or more likely a requiem of such lysergic magnitude that im pretty sure Mr. Hoffmann will be proud of his work and may shit of pure joy under the soil or on some distant galaxy where he may rest. The LP's title is "Hard Islands" and will be officially on sale someday between May under the mental house Border Community lead by the one and only kid's godfather Sir James Holden.
Solo Bands of a man and his lonely guitar? Fuck off, this is how the future bands would like to sound someday, cut the crap and listen this acid riffs
http://hotfile.com/dl/13835/6b968c6/Nathan_F_-_Castle_risin.mp3.html
Desperté. Con cierto sentimiento extracorporal, la cabeza desflorada y el sueño a medio camino. Mientras soñaba aquellas sabanas de algodón parecían mas bien camisas de fuerza matrimoniales. Como si mis pies planos (por estar parado tanto tiempo) hubiesen palpado con sus plantas el borde de un ataúd hecho por mi propia conciencia. Me crecieron uñas de los pies que destrozaron tal envase mortuorio. También hicieron un agujero en el techo por donde no se filtraba luz alguna, solo sobresalían cables con las puntas peladas. Pensé en filtrarme por aquel agujero pero me detuve por miedo de caer electrocutado. Así, no me quedo mas que hundirme otra vez bajo esas sabanas continentales donde no encontré nada mas que silencio a expectativa como el que produce un cuete con la mecha consumida que se ha cebado por dentro para no explotar.
I woke up. With a certain extracorporal feeling, an unfolded head and dreaming half the way. While I dreamed those cotton blankets had been more likely matrimonial force jackets, like if my flat feet (for standing still so much time) just felt with their soles the border of a coffin made by my own consciousness. Fingernails grew on my feet that tore that mortorius container and made a hole on the roof from where no light filtered in, just some light cables reached out with the their scrapped ends. I thought of slipping through that hole but I stopped scared to fell off electrocuted. Nothing was left but sinking under those continental blankets where I didn't find anything but an expectant silence like the one that a firework produces with its consumed wick that has extinguished from the inside for not exploding.
